You’d think after working with tourism, you’d get used to hearing some… well, weird things floating around. I hear a lot. Do I believe everything I hear? No, not really. Honestly, the amount of rumors I’ve heard involving myself is mind boggling. Seriously, who even makes those up? For one, it’s not me.

Anyways, you get the point. I hear rumors, but solving them? I didn’t think I would ever do that. Just isn’t my expertise, if you get what I mean. I can handle… tourism things and tickets, but rumors?? You can only imagine my shock when I was told I had to not only sort out a rumor but solve a theft case! To be exact, I was to crack the mystery of the Great Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Theft…. WHAT?!

Just so everyone knows, I’m no detective. I’m a beetle enthusiast… and a senator. How does anyone expect me to solve the theft of a Star Wars Prequel Trilogy? What even is being stolen? History??

Wait… history… am I…? No, I’m overthinking it…. Anyways, from what little information I was given to debunk the theft of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, I learned this: A trilogy is a series of three works usually found in writing, etc. A prequel is pretty much what happened before an event… a backstory to another event(s), pretty much!

Now do some quick math with me for a moment: that sounds like history to me. The trilogy could mean three different eras of the past as found in our Holocron Hall, such as writings about former emperors, cheese, beetles, 50 legged beetles, twelve foot long beetles—you get what I mean! If prequel means before, then Star Wars Prequel Trilogy pretty much is a blast to the past!

Except… There's a theft going on. Is someone stealing our history?? Our very own past?? How is that even possible?? Who would even do that?! I’m not entirely sure how this Star Wars Prequel Trilogy fits into our current time, but imagine if the past just… vanished. It sounds terrifying, and I have no interest in seeing that happen.

To say the least, this rumor had me worried for quite some time. For a few days all I could think about was the Great Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Theft and how it could affect us all! How does one save the past from vanishing from existence all together?

Although it took some time, I formed a plan of some sorts. As we all know, our history is stored within our Holocron Hall. Perhaps this rumor was hinting at some form of attack on our sacred Hall in an attempt to wipe out portions of our history. Like any normal person would do, I just had to go and investigate. However, I would not be alone on this mission. I decided to bring two of my most trusted companions, Floppy and Plop, two rather large, grub-like creatures I found on one of my many travels.

I quickly set the two giant worms inside the Holocron Hall with strict instructions to watch over the history section of the Holocron Hall. At this time, I’m still unsure of what the rumor of the Great Star Wars Prequel Theft could mean for all citizens of the galaxy. Perhaps you can figure out this rumor? Or perhaps, you can go keep Floppy and Plop company. Trust me, they don’t bite. They just like to nibble holes in cloaks.

We must protect our galaxy’s vibrant history, dear citizens! Please remain vigilant!